Wednesday, August 30

Lunch of champions

Ichiban, chili and cheese fries from Wendys and a nectarine.

I have nothing to write about but I was so disappointed that no one posted and lunch time is usually when I check blogs I decided to post myself.

Only 11 more days till I run. I switched from the full marathon to the half....Only 21k because I thought it would be more fun and my shoes suck but I can't buy new ones right now. I've almost raised 1000 dollars for Child Find. Mel I haven't brought in your cheque yet by the way. I think I will be making a deposit after the race so I can try and reach the 1000 point cause it sounds way better than 760. I still have a few people to collect from and the rest I think I will just try going door to door.

My wrist has been killing me again. I've woken up in the middle of the night a few times and been in extreme pain because of it. The other night I realized that I have been bending the crap out of it in my sleep. Yes, self injury while sleeping. I have no idea what that means. I woke up and I was laying on it completely bent in half. I've noticed I've been doing it a lot. Not sure why but it really hurts and I can hardly open doors or wash my hair it hurts that bad.

This weekend I'm going to Dorkton again. Becky is having a garage sale and she told me she will bring her paddling pool to the front yard so I can sit out there with her. Sounds like fun. I'm bringing some of my own crap to sell and try and make some gas money back.

That's about it. Not very exciting but I tried.

I'm listening to Tiffany sing James Blunt....Its uncanny how close to a chicken she sounds.

I just spent the morning cleaning my area, keyboard, phone all my drawers and I just spilt frickin ginerale on my frickin keyboard. Why do I even bother?

Monday, August 28

Retraction

I would like to retract a statement I have made on my blog.

One question I answered....What do you miss the most?

Another World. Man I miss that show. I missed every class in highschool that landed at 1pm so much that my parents had to call and get me back in because the teachers would assume I dropped it. Poor Miss Schaff my history teacher would try so hard to get me to come. Then I did that project where me and Shauntelle did a life on the farm report and snuck some of her grandma's alcohol and got tipsy and took pictures of cows fornicating and put it up on the slide show at school. "Reproduction is a very important part of farm life" followed by 10 pictures of cows getting frisky. Followed by pictures of us pretending to drive farm equipment and shovelling poo. I got in some trouble over that one. I sure thought it was funny. Yeah that's what I miss too. Going to the farm with Shauntelle. Once we thought it would be fun to roll up in foam mattresses and roll down the stairs. Shantelle broke her arm...It got loose during a big leap down the flight. Awesome.

I miss pretending to be a mermaid in our little above ground pool. And Shauntelle and Lori fought over who was my best friend so they could us me for my pool.

I miss rink fries smothered in gravy.

I miss getting all dressed up to meet boys at the rink.

I miss going mountain biking in the rain at the monkey hills with Kyla. Once we went and had to go to church after and I still had mud in my ear and Kyla looked over, put her finger in my ear and picked it out. Good friend.

I miss cutting all of Andrea Letkeman's hair off because I watched a home ec. video at school and told her I knew how to do it. Locked in my parents bathroom with my mom knocking wondering what the heck we were up to, I destroyed Andrea's long pretty hair.

I miss going to the gym with Annie and doing as many sit ups a human can handle then running into the gym change room and flexing our stomachs to compare 6 packs. We went sometimes twice a day. Good old Rico's.

I miss playing tag games with the kids down the street.

I miss putting makeup and dress up clothes on Jynx. Once I rode my bike to the store for pop and chips and stuck her in my backpack because I thought she would enjoy the ride.

I miss digging tunnels in the snow and jumping off the school roof into snow drifts. One caved in hard on Jonny and we could hear his muffled cry for help and we had to frantically dig to get him out. Of course back then it seemed life and death...Not sure if it was really but I'll say it was. So, I saved Jonny's life....He owes me.

I miss trimming my own bangs...So does Becky I'm sure.

I miss the coffee in Spain and the lazy life at the surf camp in portugal and everything about that trip.

I REALLY MISS OLD DUTCH MEXICAN CHILI CHIPS.

Pure genius

Why didn't I think of this? I am so jealous. Does anyone wanna get together and try this. What a masterpiece, what a display of athletic abilities and what creativity. I have so much respect for these guys and I don't even know them. Seriously. Seriously.

http://www.fugufish.org/frog/?p=38

UFC

Chuck Liddell came out with fists of furry and destroyed Babalu. Ah, Chuck. Will anyone be able to come close to him. If Joanne wasn't engaged to him I think I would try. But, alas you never steal your friends lovers.



This guy was huge. Not only was he huge but he was ripped. Usually I don't enjoy the heavyweight because they are a little slow. But this one was pretty good. The guy didn't even break a sweat. And what a lucky guy to have the last name Kongo. Seriously.



And of course Griffin and Bodnar duked it out again. Not as big as the first fight. I really don't' care which one wins because I love them both.





And the biggest most exciting announcement in UFC history. AKA the biggest embarrassment in UFC history.....



Ok guys, let it go. Poor Shamrock. I understand to a degree but now it's just getting dumb.

I'm looking forward to:
- watching Liddell kick the crap out of Ortiz again and watch him whimper like a little baby girl while he gets pounded. It will be awesome, he'll go in and fight Shamrock and probably win again (unless the old guy gets some lucky shot in) and he'll think he's the cats meow with his P/S girlfriend and then get destroyed by the Iceman! I still like Oritz but I think he's kind of becoming an idiot lately and turning things into too much of a day time soap show. And no one can put him in his place like Liddell could.

Friday, August 25

Why I'm so Tired Today

I would like to say that I was up late last night because I was deeply pondering the meaning of life or figuring out some in depth math equation or even on a hot date. Truth is I wasn't. Truth is I told Kad Millwork at 10 that I was going to bed and sent him on his way and then went on line and watched video footage of highlights in my gitch and ate and obscene amount of sliced cheese till about 1am. You know that scene where Maranda makes that chocolate cake and keeps going back for more until she finally throws the cake out? Yeah that was me with the cheese except I didn't throw it out I just ate the whole block.

Anyways, back to UFC.

Here's a fantastic picture of The Ice Man landing his final blow in the last fight between him and Babalu.




Here's an article I read last night while surfing:

"The Iceman" cometh with plans for "Babalu" and Ortiz
by Ralph Gonzalez

What do you do with a degree in accounting from a fine school like Cal Poly San Luis Obispo? If you’re Chuck “The Iceman” Liddell (18-3, 11 KO’s, 1 Submission) you become one of the top fighters in mixed martial arts. “My grandfather put it in my head that I should go to school and study something I could use in the real world. I never thought I’d have a career as fighter. I thought I’d be an accountant or open a gym,” says Liddell from his home in San Luis Obispo or SLO as the hip college town in Central California is known.

Although Liddell considers himself an incredibly laid back person, the UFC light heavyweight champion is no slacker once he’s in the ring. He’s a fierce striker and cold fisted marksman that can take you out with one punch or end a fight with a quick barrage. Once Liddell catches and stuns his prey, the punches start raining like boulders down a mountain on top of a dazed victim that usually crumbles to the mat. That’s exactly what happened to the UFC’s highest profile fighter Tito Ortiz. Ortiz is famous for his “ground and pound” offense. The problem is that you have to be able to take your opponent down in order to execute it.

And there lies the dilemma. Liddell is legendary for his takedown defense. He defends against wrestlers and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu masters effectively and even when taken down, he has the strength and ability to get himself off the canvas and bring the action to a standing position where his punch and kick combinations become uncanny and deadly. “Submission fighters can be losing the whole fight but if you make one error then you’re done for. It’s the same with me as a striker. It can be the last round but if I have enough energy, all I have to do is catch you once to get you out of there,” says Liddell.

One punch or one kick to the head can and have, ended matches in Liddell’s favor several times.

In fact, Brazil’s Renato “Babalu” Sobral (27-5, 2 KO’s, 14 submissions), who will headline against Liddell on August 26th at the Mandalay Bay in Vegas, fell victim to one of Liddell’s finely timed kicks in losing by KO in their first encounter. Sobral is considered a master of submissions and has since reeled off a ten fight winning streak and like any fighter with pride is seeking retribution. “The question will be, can Sobral take Liddell down and keep him there in order to submit him. They last fought in 2002 and they’ve both gone through many changes since then. I think Sobral has a good chance to beat Liddell,” says Cesar Garcia who writes for the MMA newspaper Combat Sports Authority. Let’s face it. Whether it’s M.M.A. or Boxing, whether it’s with a high kick to the head or a perfectly timed left hook that you never saw coming, anyone can get caught on any given night. Especially against Liddell who’s great at ending fights early. Tito Ortiz, the aforementioned “Huntington Beach Bad Boy” found that out when they met up in a highly anticipated match in March 2004’s UFC 47.

It was an intriguing fight as the former training partners were finally set to exchange blows in an official contest. Ortiz came out tough and tried to take down Liddell in order to initiate the “ground and pound.” “I was expecting him to try and take me down,” remembers Liddell. “I had trained with him before but it had been awhile and I didn’t know if he had improved. I didn’t think he could do much to me unless he got lucky.”

Liddell defended brilliantly and was able to stay off the mat where Ortiz does his best work. Ortiz was now fighting Liddell’s fight, swinging for the fences with little success. Ortiz was obviously frustrated by his inability to put “The Iceman” down. In the second round, Liddell found his range and landed a punch that stunned Ortiz and led to a downpour of clenched fists that beat the “bad” out of the Huntington Beach native.

It was an important victory against a man he felt had always avoided him in the ring. Ortiz in the past had claimed that he and Liddell were close friends and therefore could never face each other. Liddell says that’s nonsense. “Tito and I were never friends outside of the business. He never called me once unless it had to do with business whether it was training or doing some charity event. No barbecues, no movies. Nothing. He makes it seem like they took me off the streets and showed me everything I know and that’s not the case,” says Liddell. “He asked me and a partner to come down and help him train for Frank Shamrock. My partner trained with him and leg locked him something like 25 times,” jabs Liddell further.

Even though a match against Wanderlei Silva was announced by UFC Chief Dana White should he get past Sobral, Liddell knows where the box office is and wants to eventually give Tito the rematch that team Ortiz claims to want. Ortiz and Liddell are considered the two most marketable fighters in the UFC and a rematch would send the already high Pay Per View numbers for UFC events soaring further. “There’s talk about a rematch. Hopefully they can talk him into it. I’d love to fight him again. I don’t see what the difference will be. I’m going to knock him out again,” says a confident Liddell.

Liddell’s confidence is not without merit. This is the same man who knocked out a legend in Randy Couture twice and also holds wins over Vitor Belfort and Jeremy Horn. Although well versed in wrestling and submissions, Liddell prefers to stand toe to toe against the best the sport has to offer. This is exactly what makes him arguably the most exciting fighter in the world of mixed martial arts. Let’s face it. There’s no bigger buzz kill than two grapplers taking the action to the mat for what seems to be an eternity. You know something great could happen but usually it’s two guys vying for position which takes up precious time. That’s usually not a concern when you’re watching Liddell fight.

Whether it’s a losing effort to the very credible Quinton “Rampage” Jackson or one of his early Muay Thai kick-to-the-head KO’s against Ron Kosakowski, Liddell is usually thrilling and his warrior heart abounds. One of his losses came to “Rampage” in 2003 and Liddell has since begged the UFC to get him in the ring with Jackson. “I’ve been asking to get that rematch for two years,” said Liddell.

Although well respected, “Babalu” Sobral has a tough road ahead of him on Saturday night. His task will be to take Liddell down and capitalize on the smallest of his mistakes. Liddell knows it won’t be easy but seems sure of the outcome. “I know it’s going to be a war. I’ve done all the work in the gym and I’m showing up to win. I can’t sit on what I’ve done. I’ve got to keep moving forward and Sobral is in the way. If Wanderlei Silva and Tito Ortiz want to make something happen afterwards I’d be more than happy to comply.”


So, anyways. Last UFC was a disappointment to watch the main event be finished in like seconds. And then to watch the title match last forever with nothing really happening. Thing is that whenever the hype seems huge, the let down after is annoying. I look forward to this fight being great and awesome and I'm wondering if yet again I will be disappointed. Regardless I always get surprised by the not so popular guys watching them duke it out. Last time that 1st blood bath fight was frickin nuts!

I know not many people enjoy watching and in general I've always been totally freaked out by fights. I find them unpredictable and scary. But since being introduced to UFC I've changed my mind. Well, I haven't changed my mind about uncontrolled street fights and crap like. But UFC are two guys who know what they are getting into and both parties want to be there with a passion. And there's a ref that takes control when things get out of control. So therefore after going to watch one a couple years ago with Joanne to humor her I became infatuated. I loved the Stallone reality show and the UFC show. Totally awesome. I get so pumped watching them I finally find myself standing in front of the TV screaming at the person of choice (usually decided by looks and how cocky they are) "hit him, kick him!!!!". Not to mention that I find these tough guys incredibly hot. Yeah, I'm sure if I actually got punched in the face I would cry like a baby and turtle into a ball until it was over and wimper for a few hours on the ground while snot tears and blood mixed together in a pathetic puddle. Maybe that's why I think it's hot...cause they can take it and I can't. Regardless of my qualms about getting let down tonight I still can't wait....so in closing all I can say is....

"Lets go boy's....lets go!"

Thursday, August 24

I just spent my lunch break looking at everyone's post and no one posted anything. Now what am I going to do? I suppose I could work since I spent and hour doing this:

104 questions. – Everything you always wanted to know about me.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I HAVE AHUGE WRINKLED SCAR ON MY KNEE. GOT BUCKED OFF A HORSE IN HIGHSCHOOL AFTER THE HORSE STARTED BUCKING. MY STUPID BOYFRIEND AT THE TIME....TREVOR UNMANLY (HANLEY) BAILED OF THE BACK...AN EXPERIENCED HORSE BACK RIDER AND LEFT ME ON THERE TO FEND FOR MYSELF. NICE GUY. I LOOKED TO MY SIDE IN THE SHADOW AND THE HORSE'S BACK WAS COMPLETELY ARCHED AND NO FEET WERE TOUCHING THE GROUND....JUST LIKE A RODEO. THEN I BOUNCED IN SLOW MOTION. BOUNCED AGAIN AND FLIPED BACKARDS OFF THE HORSE AND LANDED FACE DOWN IN THE GRAVOL...IT WAS IN MY HANDS IN MY FACE AND DEEEEP IN MY KNEE WITH A GIANT FLAP OF SKIN HANGING OFF. WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND WATCHED THE DOCTOR SCRUB IT CLEAN WITH A METAL WIRE BRUSH....WHICHED TURNED MY KNEE INTO A NICE HAMURGER TEXTURE THEN HE CUT OFF THE GIANT FLAP OF SKIN AND TRIED TO PULL MY SKIN TOGETHER AND STITCH ME UP...WHICH WAS HARD TO DO BECAUSE THERE WASN'T MUCH SKIN LEFT AFTER THE HACK JOB. I COULDN'T BEND MY KNEE FOR 4 WEEKS WHICH RESULTED IN IT GIVING OUT ON ME AND MAKING ME FALL OVER FOR A LONG TIME. I WAS LASO WEARING A NEW PAIR OF BLUEJEANS THAT GOT DESTROYED....THEY WERE BUTTON FLY FROM BLUENOTES. STUPID UNMANLY CHICKEN SAVING HIMSELF.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? - A MIRROR AND SOME FASHION PICTURES

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE: ? - ITS PINK AND SCRATCHED TO CRAP.

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO? TONNES, CURRENTLY LISTENING TO SOME OLD SCHOOL CRAP THAT TIFFANY THINKS IS COOL. I THINK IT'S O-TOWN.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? NO

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS AT TIMES? BEING YOUNG DRIVING TO SASKATOON FOR A SLURPIE RUN AND LISTENING TO LIVE

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION? MY MAC AND MY PICTURES FROM MY TRIP

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL? FRESH VEGETABLES BEING CUT...LIKE WATERMELLON OR CUCUMBERS ALSO THE SMELLY OILS FROM THE GAP.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? ? IF YOU KNOW ME I DON'T THINK I NEED TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION. JUST TAKE ME TO WALMART AND WATCH THE CARNAGE UNFOLD BEFORE YOU. LAST FLIP OUT INVOLVED ME AND LADY IN LINE HITTING ME HER CART AND STANDING TO CLOSE.

11. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW? I WOULDN'T KNOW, I'D BE DEAD. DUH. I KNOW I WANT ALL MY BODY PARTS USED FOR ORGAN DONATION....YES EVEN MY SKIN...I DON'T CARE. BURN THE REST, GIVE TO MY SISTER AND SHE CAN KEEP IT IN HER FREEZER FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS UNTIL SHE DECIDES TO BURRY IT SOMEWHERE.

12. THE LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU CRY? I DON'T KNOW.

13. WHATIS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME? THE GAP OILS, AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? - I DON'T CARE REALLY, WHATEVER LOOKS BEST, EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT? ON THE TOP OF THE EIFFELTOWER. I DON'T FRICKIN KNOW. WHO CARES AS LONG AS THE RING IS FRICKIN GIANT I WOULD SIT IN A PILE OF PIG SHIT. KIDDING

16: DO YOU LIKE PORN? YES, I TRY TO STICK TO MIDGET PRON THOUGH. REALLY TURNS MY CRANK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

17. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD? PROBABLY TIFFANY CAUSE I DON'T EVER SHUT UP.

20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE? NO BUT I DO AN OK INDIAN AND MENNO

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU? I DONNO...THE GIFT OF LIFE I SUPPOSE...I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THE PROCESS THOUGH.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? NEVER AGAIN.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? THERE IS NO BEST WAY.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 82

31. BLONDES, REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES? WHAT ABOUT THEM? I LIKE BLONDES. NOT SURE IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ASKING.

32. WHAT IS ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN? MY SISTER ESPECIALLY NOW THAT SHE HAS BIG BROTHER LIVE FEED, I CALL AND ASK...WHAT ARE THEY DOING NOW?

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? BEING CROWED AND LOUD CHEWING.

34. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? HECK YA

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? READING BLOGS DRINKING TIM'S, YEAH I'M WORKING, I WAS ALSO READING TIFFANY'S ANSWERS TO ALL THESE QUESTIONS AND LAUGHING.

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD IT BE? DOES EYE SURGERY COUNT? OR FIXING MY TEETH? I SUPPOSE AFTER CHILD BIRTH I WOULD GET MY STOMACH DONE IF IT LOOKED LIKE SHIT.

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?I DON'T KNOW, CAUSE I LIKE TALKING ABOUT MYSELF.

42. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PIZZA? HAM PINEAPPLE

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL? THAT WOULD REALLY PUT A DAMPER IN MY PLAN OF BECOMING AN ALCOHOLIC SEE HERE: http://angtron.blogspot.com/2006/08/if-i-were-to-become-alcoholic-this-is.html

44 WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? SERIOUSLY....I JUST MADE A LIST OF THINGS I WANT BUT I LEFT IT AT HOME....HERE IT GOES
A MINI FREEZER RETRO TO GO WITH MY RETRO KITCHEN, WINE KIT, NEW RUNNERS CAUSE MINE ARE SHOT, PHANOTM TICKETS, GREY ANATOMY SEASON 2, STELLA MCCARTNEY RUNNING CLOTHES ESPECIALLY THE RUNNING SINGLET IN GREY SEE HERE: http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/2884097 AND ACUTALLY ANYTHING BY STELLA WOULD BE FANTASTIC. WINE RACK FROM COSTCO, THE ALIEN TRILOGY, KAD MILLWORK TO MAKE ME A NICE CHEST, TV ANTENNA I LIKE EVERYTHING.

45. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT SUDDENLY STARTED RAINING BLOOD? I WOULD HAVE TO SAY "FINNALY THAT BLOOD RAIN DANCE WORKED"

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? MY MOM HAS THE SAME MIDDLE NAME EXCEPT SHE SPELT MINE DIFFERENT.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? I NEVER SEE THEM CAUSE I'M ALWAYS LOOKING DOWN SO I DON'T TRIP ON THINGS.

48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE? THE MIDDLE ONE...HA HA.

49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? I DON'T KNOW.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? NO

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?I DON'T EAT SANDWICHES.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? LOTS

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF? ALL THE EMBARASSING ONES I TRIED TO TAKE TO TRAMPS BUT EVEN THEY DIDN'T WANT THEM. BUT I WOULD HAVE TO SAY....OMC

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I HOPE SO.

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL? I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT BUT I'M SURE I HAVE. I'M NOT GOOD AT SECRETS...BUT I DON'T TELL THE IMPORTANT ONES OR PRIVAT THINGS...MOSTLY I JUST TELL PEOPLE ABOUT SURPRISES AND PRESENTS.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? OF COURSE THEY DO....LOOK AT ME....REALLY. KIDDING.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I LIKE TO THROW THINGS. ONCE WHEN THAT GIRL UP STAIRS WAS PLAYING MUSIC AT 4AM I HAD A THROWING TANTRUM...IT WAS AWESOME, I BROKE MY EAR PLUG CONTAINER, ALSO THREW MY PILLOW AND I LOVE SLAMMING DOORS TO MAKE HER SHUT UP. I THREW MY SHOE AT WORK A WHILE AGO WHEN I WAS FRUSTRATED. ONCE WHEN KIM FRANK CALLE DME A BOY AGAIN AND TRAVIS NEAL MADE FUN OF MY GLASSES IN ONE DAY I THREW MY GLASSES AGAINST A WALL AND BROKE THEM.....I STILL HAD TO WEAR THEM AND IF I RAN OR JOLTED THE STUPID LENSE WOULD POP OUT AND THEN I WOULD HAVE TO CHASE AFTER IT BOUNCING AROUND AND STICK IT BACK IN WHICH MADE ME LOOK EVEN DUMBER. THEN I GOT CONTACTS AND A COOL HAIR CUTE FROM VAN AT CRIMPERS AND BECAME HOT...AND THEN TRAVIS NEAL ASKED ME OUT...THEN MY DAD SAID, IT YOU DON'T BREAK UP WITH HIM I WILL FOR YOU....THEN HE HAD TO DROP ME OFF A BLOCK AWAY FROM MY HOUSE SO MY DAD DIDN'T SEE....BUT I DUMPED HIM SHORTLY AFTER THAT CAUSE HE WAS A LOSER.
58 WHAT IS YOUR SECOND HOME? my parents

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? I'M PRETTY GULLABLE.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? THE BARBIE CAMPER VAN.

61. WHAT CLASS IN SCHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS? SEX ED AND HOME ECONOMICS (I GOT KICKED OUT OF HOME EC. ALL THE TIME).

62. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? YES

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? NO

64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT? REFER TO QUESTION....10

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? I LIKE SHALLOW AND SELFISH.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? TOAD AND PING

67. Would you bungee jump? DONE IT....WOULD DO IT AGAIN...SO FUN

68. Do you untie your shoelaces when you take off your shoes? no

69. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE STRONG POINTS? NOT REALLY. ITS SAD BUT TRUE.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? BUBBLE GUM

71. What is your shoe size? 6.5

72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS? GREEN AND BROWN

73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE? NONE, I DONT' WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT THOUGH... ASK ME WHEN MY CHIN ISN'T NUMB...OH WAIT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? THE SWEET SOUND OF SAWS AND NELLY F.

77. LAST THING YOU ATE? BAGEL FROM TIMS

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? I LIKE NOSES

80. DO YOU LOVE THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS? SEE HERE: http://angtron.blogspot.com/2006/08/tipsinator.html

81. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I'M WIRED ON COFFEE AND LAUGHING CAUSE JONNY ROSS JUST DROVE OVER SOMEONE WHO WORKS IN THE BACK WITH THE FORK LIFT...NEVER A DULL DAY HERE AT RS.

82. FAVORITE DRINK?CEASARS, PINK GRAPFRUIT BREEZERS, PINOT, PORT, ANY WINE ACTUALLY, ICED TEA, COFFEE, APPLE JUICE

83. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?OH LOOK ABOVE

84. FAVOURITE SPORT? GYMNASTICS AND CHEERLEADING (I KNOW ITS NOT A SPORT HOW ABOUT ACTIVITY) AND UFC BABY!!!!!! THIS SATURDAY....52 INCH TV.....WINE, KAD MILLWORK THE KICK BOXING STUD AND SOME OF RS'S SELECT FEW THEN IF ALL GOES TO PLAN GO TO JAXX WITH TIPS AND DANCE ON SOME SPEAKERS....LOL....JUST KIDDING TIPS...YOU'RE REALLY COOL. PLEASE COME.

85. HAIR COLOR? Brown

86. EYE COLOR? PUKE HAZEL

87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES? CONTACTS AND GLASSES.

88. SIBLINGS? TWO BROTHERS AND ONE SISTER ALL OLDER

89. FAVORITE MONTH? I DON'T HAVE ONE

90. FAVORITE FOOD? POTATOES

91. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? FAILURE TO LAUNCH

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? I DONT' HAVE ONE

93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? I THINK SO....

94. SUMMER OR WINTER? SUMMER

95. HUGS OR KISSES? DO'T TOUCH ME....SEE QUESTION 10. UNLESS YOUR HOT.

96. Relationships or one night stands? ITS A TOSS UP. KIDDING. OK OK O.N.S.

97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? TIFFANY....BUT SHE ALREADY SENT IT TO ME...SO NO ONE.

98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? NO ONE MAYBE ANNIE....WANNA GO FOR A RUN WITH ME TONIGHT?

99. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? THE HISTORIAN...STILL CAN'T GET INTO IT SO I SWITCHED TO THE TESTAMENT.

100. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? AT HOME A PICTURE OF BEN...AT WORK NOTHING...I WOULD JUST SPILL COFFEE ON IT ANYWAYS.

101. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? BALDERDASH AND THAT OTHER ONE WITH THE PLAYDOUGH SCULTPING...CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME.

102. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? NOT MUCH CAUSE I BROKE MY ANTENNA WHEN I GOT MAD AT IT....BUT I WATCHED SOME CRIME SHOW AND ROCKSTAR SUPERNOVA

103. WHO WERE YOU WITH LAST NIGHT? ME UNTIL KAD SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME AT 11 WHEN HE DROPPED OF HIS JEEP CAUSE HE'S FIXING MY CAR AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD RAIN TODAY BIKING TO WORK BUT ONCE AGAIN THE WEATHER WAS WRONG. I DROVE THE JEEP ANYWAYS CAUSE ITS FUN.

104. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP? I GOTTA PEE AND I WISH MY STUPID CATS WERE DEAD CAUSE THEY WERE HYPER LAST NIGHT.

The End.

Now I tag mom and Trav. My mom won't know how to copy and paste and it will be funny cause she'll call me and say "how do I work this stupid thing".

Tuesday, August 22

If I were to become an alcoholic, this is how I would like to do it.....



Although, I would make a few modifications to my system. I would have a larger paddling pool preferable one with a built in back rest and cup holder and snack holder and some kind of way to lay down and tan my back as well....Perhaps enough room for an air mattress. Now, before you all start saying....Why not just get a hot tub. I like simple. A plastic paddling pool is simple. You fill it and dump it. You don't have to treat and measure the water levels.

My plan is to be consuming alcohol in my paddling pool while bossing people around and eating spitz. I have been blessed in my life with a gift. I have an ability to sit outside in blistering sun heat all day without having the after affects of a burn. I burn badly. It looks horrible and people say "You are insane...You are going to be in so much pain". Nope, by the next morning I have a fantastic tan and ready to do it all over again. I can cook supper in it, washing vegetables ready to be thrown on the bbq. When people get sick of me bossing them around and say "why don't you help make supper?" I say "sure bring it all here and I will wash it for you". Perfect. And the great thing is that I wouldn't care that the food was being washed in an plastic paddling pool with my feet in it because I would be drunk. No one cares about anything when they are drunk. Its a good thing I don't own a house with a backyard or I would be well on my way to becoming a raging alcoholic. If I could do this everyday, I would. I need to get married and have kids and become a stay home mom. Then I would write a letter thanking the inventors of paddling pools for adults and pink grapefruit breezers.

"Kids, go make mommy a cocktail and stop talking when I'm watching my shows"

Ahhhhh, what a life.

Wednesday, August 16

Stealth Mission

Well, not really stealth I suppose when you steal something right in front of someone and they know it. The sweater. I stole Kad Millwork's bunny hug. Its grey, it's worn in and it has a small rip in it, its fantastic and he's never getting it back. On the front it says United Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners of America Saskatchewan Local 1985 (right under the 1985 there's a stain...kinda brownish). This morning it was cold and I got to wear it. As I pulled it over my head I laughed my evil laugh and thought to myself "sucker". Now I'm at work and it's warm in here and I'm starting to get very hot and sweaty but I'm so pumped I don't want to take it off. So I'm going to sit here and sweat and drink my warm Tim Ho's single single.

My Inspiration:


Meryn Cadell
» The Sweater

(lyrics are spoken)
Girls,
I know you will understand this
and feel the intrinsic incredible emotion
You have just pulled over your head the worn,
warm sweater belonging to a boy
Now, you haven't had a passionate kissing session or anything,
but you got to go on a camping trip with him
and eight other people from school
And you practically slept together,
your sleeping bag right next to his
And you woke in the night to watch him as he slept
but you couldn't see anything 'cause it was dark
so you just laid there and listened to his breathing
and wondered if your heart might burst
The sweater has that faintly goat-like smell
which all teenage boys possess,
and that smell will lovingly transfer
to all your other clothes
If you get to keep it for a few days you can sleep with it
but don't let your mom see, 'cause she'll say,
"what is that filthy thing, and who does it belong to
besides the trash man?"
So you have to keep it under the covers with you
You can kind of lie it beside you,
or wrap it around your waist,
or touch it on your legs, or whatever
That's your business
Now if the sweater has, like, reindeer on it
or is a funny color like yellow... I'm sorry,
you can't get away with a sweater like that
Look for brown, or grey, or blue
Anything other than that, and you know you're dealing with
someone who's different
And different is NOT what you're looking for
You're looking for those Alpine ski-chiseled features
and that sort of blank look which passes for deep thought
or at least the notion that someone's home
You're looking for the boy of your dreams
who is the same boy in the dreams of all your friends
Monday, wear the sweater
to school
Be calm, look cute
Don't tell him about the dream you had
about the place the two of you would share
when you get older
Just be yourself
The best, cutest, quietest version of yourself
Definitely wear lip gloss
He looks at you, and then he looks away
And then he walks away
and the smell of the sweater hits you again suddenly
like ape-scent gloriola
and you get a note passed to you
by a girl in History that says
"He needs that sweater back.
He forgot you put it on in the tent on Saturday
and he's been looking for it."
And you don't have to die of humiliation, you know
You are a strong person
and this is a learning experience
You can still hold your head up high as you run from the classroom
tearing the stinking sweater from your body
You've got a secret now, honey,
and though you'd never sink as low as him,
you could blab it all over the school if you wanted
The label in that sweater
said "100% Acrylic"

Tuesday, August 15

Tipsinator


Oh I'm so glad she's back. My stress levels have dropped 90%. I didn't know how much I neeeeeeeeeeeeeed her. I looooooooooooooooove her. I wanna beeeeeeeeeeeee her. I want to make oooooooooooooout with her.

Monday, August 14

Disappointment With Blogging

I think I'm sick of blogging. Not really sick of blogging just kinda sick of censoring my blog because everyone reads it. So today I wanted to write something but decided against it because it would be far to personal for people to read. So where can I write these things? Start a whole new blog that no one knows and keep this one like a broadcast news station that basically just updates people on little things that happen and that's it. Its really frustrating to me sometimes and I get annoyed. I'm a pretty private person and there are only a few people I talk to on a regular basis that know lots about me and even then sometimes I can't say the things I want to say. I sometimes come off as a cold person I think to lots of people because I don't share a lot. I don't miss people and I'm really not good at keeping in touch with people. I never get mad at people when they don't call me or keep in touch with me. Its not that I don't care its just that for me time flys by so fast that I just don't think to call. Example: Mike, I never call Mike. Actually we hadn't talked since like early March until about a few days ago. And he called saying sorry for not calling. Why say sorry when I haven't called either? Fact is that the thought just never crossed my mind. Not that I don't like Mike, I dig him. Same with Jonny and Melissa, I don't call much especially when they were in Winnipeg. I feel really bad for this a lot like maybe they will think I don't like them as much or something. It's really something I should try and improve upon or else I might end up pretty alone. I call Becky lots, we talk more than anyone I know. I think its because we are sisters and understand things easy without even having to say anything. I like things easy, I don't like it when things are complicated and hard. I hate confrontation. Lots of the time I like to be alone. I don't like socializing very much. I know lots may think quite the opposite but once I have it in my head that I don't want to see anyone I get really grumpy when I have to. And if I am around a lot of people for too long I get grumpy and have to go off on my own. It's not that I'm cold or I hate people I just have to do it. Not many people understand this about me except Becky and Jo. They can see it and they know and understand and I don't have to worry about hurting feelings or some mixed message when I say I just want to be alone. Its simple.

Back to my frustration. This is one small thing I can write about on here. That's about as personal as I get. The true things in my head I keep to myself. It bothers me. I think maybe I will just write the posts but leave them as drafts and not publish them. Of course my sister knows my password but I don't think I really care if she knows cause I probably tell her anyways. So maybe that's my solution. I'm way to lazy to make a whole new blog...cause I like things simple.

Tuesday, August 8

Piss on it.

I'm pissy.

Reason: Becky and Glen are currently driving back to Dorkton and I now have to drive out to Mom and Dad's and live there for the rest of their vacation in BC. I just barely got my place the way I want it and now I can't live there and actually enjoy it. So now my days will be get up super early for work because the whole frickin staff seems to have decided to take vacation this week and I have to replace Tips and drive to Saskatoon, then drive to my house and scoop poop and feed my cats that will be living on their own for the duration, then drive to martensville and scoop poop and feed Jonny and Melissa's cats and then clean up whatever carnage that Rosco decided to unfold upon me because he's pissed that mom and dad are gone and no longer getting spoiled rotten. The stupid dog will eat anything and chew anything. After I clean that up and yell at him it should be about 6, feed the stupid dog and make myself some supper and go for a run. Sounds like fun doesn't it. All for the low low price of 40 dollars to try and cover the sky rocket gas prices. Even if I wanted to drive into town I wouldn't because I can't afford to go back and forth. Yeah I'm bitter. I won't be able to go to the gym because I have to rush home everyday to let the stupid dog go piss. I also have to water things. I hate watering things. I hate plants in general and I always kill them. Also there is no frickin food in their frickin fridge so I have to lug groceries there too. Mom and Dad need people who live in Martensville that would watch their dog. Any takers? Any suggestions? It would be so easy to pay some kid from the church to go take care of him and let the little bugger make some summer fun cash. But nooooooooo.

Thursday, August 3

Bummed Out

I just bought a bag of salt and vinegar chips and they aren't salty or vinegary at all. So frustrating. I wish I could take them back. "I'm sorry I seemed to have received REGULAR chips instead". I'll still eat them though. Can't let it go to waste also it is helping with being bored at work.

I'm pretty much completely moved into the new place. Only about 3 boxes left to unpack and I have pictures to hang that will get done tonight. It's so nice to be all moved in and not be able to enjoy it because I have to live at mom and dad's with that smelly stupid dog the whole time. Can't go anywhere just to work and straight home to let the stupid dog pee. Fantastic.

Downside to the new place: in my old place the bedroom and bathroom were kinda more separate from the rest of the house. More in the back out of site from public windows. In the new place it is much more central and the windows are much bigger. Me, being a lover of sunlight leave them open most of the time. But, I'm so used to walking around naked I forget now. I need to get better at this. Here is a map of the new pad.

I was going to do one of the old place to compare but I've lost motivation now. Only one more hour of work to kill I suppose I could do it. But I don't feel like it.