From the Mouth of Toad

I just spent my lunch break looking at everyone's post and no one posted anything. Now what am I going to do? I suppose I could work since I spent and hour doing this:

104 questions. – Everything you always wanted to know about me.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I HAVE AHUGE WRINKLED SCAR ON MY KNEE. GOT BUCKED OFF A HORSE IN HIGHSCHOOL AFTER THE HORSE STARTED BUCKING. MY STUPID BOYFRIEND AT THE TIME....TREVOR UNMANLY (HANLEY) BAILED OF THE BACK...AN EXPERIENCED HORSE BACK RIDER AND LEFT ME ON THERE TO FEND FOR MYSELF. NICE GUY. I LOOKED TO MY SIDE IN THE SHADOW AND THE HORSE'S BACK WAS COMPLETELY ARCHED AND NO FEET WERE TOUCHING THE GROUND....JUST LIKE A RODEO. THEN I BOUNCED IN SLOW MOTION. BOUNCED AGAIN AND FLIPED BACKARDS OFF THE HORSE AND LANDED FACE DOWN IN THE GRAVOL...IT WAS IN MY HANDS IN MY FACE AND DEEEEP IN MY KNEE WITH A GIANT FLAP OF SKIN HANGING OFF. WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND WATCHED THE DOCTOR SCRUB IT CLEAN WITH A METAL WIRE BRUSH....WHICHED TURNED MY KNEE INTO A NICE HAMURGER TEXTURE THEN HE CUT OFF THE GIANT FLAP OF SKIN AND TRIED TO PULL MY SKIN TOGETHER AND STITCH ME UP...WHICH WAS HARD TO DO BECAUSE THERE WASN'T MUCH SKIN LEFT AFTER THE HACK JOB. I COULDN'T BEND MY KNEE FOR 4 WEEKS WHICH RESULTED IN IT GIVING OUT ON ME AND MAKING ME FALL OVER FOR A LONG TIME. I WAS LASO WEARING A NEW PAIR OF BLUEJEANS THAT GOT DESTROYED....THEY WERE BUTTON FLY FROM BLUENOTES. STUPID UNMANLY CHICKEN SAVING HIMSELF.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? - A MIRROR AND SOME FASHION PICTURES

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE: ? - ITS PINK AND SCRATCHED TO CRAP.

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO? TONNES, CURRENTLY LISTENING TO SOME OLD SCHOOL CRAP THAT TIFFANY THINKS IS COOL. I THINK IT'S O-TOWN.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? NO

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS AT TIMES? BEING YOUNG DRIVING TO SASKATOON FOR A SLURPIE RUN AND LISTENING TO LIVE

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION? MY MAC AND MY PICTURES FROM MY TRIP

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL? FRESH VEGETABLES BEING CUT...LIKE WATERMELLON OR CUCUMBERS ALSO THE SMELLY OILS FROM THE GAP.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? ? IF YOU KNOW ME I DON'T THINK I NEED TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION. JUST TAKE ME TO WALMART AND WATCH THE CARNAGE UNFOLD BEFORE YOU. LAST FLIP OUT INVOLVED ME AND LADY IN LINE HITTING ME HER CART AND STANDING TO CLOSE.

11. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW? I WOULDN'T KNOW, I'D BE DEAD. DUH. I KNOW I WANT ALL MY BODY PARTS USED FOR ORGAN DONATION....YES EVEN MY SKIN...I DON'T CARE. BURN THE REST, GIVE TO MY SISTER AND SHE CAN KEEP IT IN HER FREEZER FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS UNTIL SHE DECIDES TO BURRY IT SOMEWHERE.

12. THE LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU CRY? I DON'T KNOW.

13. WHATIS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME? THE GAP OILS, AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? - I DON'T CARE REALLY, WHATEVER LOOKS BEST, EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT? ON THE TOP OF THE EIFFELTOWER. I DON'T FRICKIN KNOW. WHO CARES AS LONG AS THE RING IS FRICKIN GIANT I WOULD SIT IN A PILE OF PIG SHIT. KIDDING

16: DO YOU LIKE PORN? YES, I TRY TO STICK TO MIDGET PRON THOUGH. REALLY TURNS MY CRANK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

17. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD? PROBABLY TIFFANY CAUSE I DON'T EVER SHUT UP.

20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE? NO BUT I DO AN OK INDIAN AND MENNO

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU? I DONNO...THE GIFT OF LIFE I SUPPOSE...I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THE PROCESS THOUGH.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? NEVER AGAIN.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? THERE IS NO BEST WAY.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 82

31. BLONDES, REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES? WHAT ABOUT THEM? I LIKE BLONDES. NOT SURE IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ASKING.

32. WHAT IS ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN? MY SISTER ESPECIALLY NOW THAT SHE HAS BIG BROTHER LIVE FEED, I CALL AND ASK...WHAT ARE THEY DOING NOW?

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? BEING CROWED AND LOUD CHEWING.

34. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? HECK YA

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? READING BLOGS DRINKING TIM'S, YEAH I'M WORKING, I WAS ALSO READING TIFFANY'S ANSWERS TO ALL THESE QUESTIONS AND LAUGHING.

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD IT BE? DOES EYE SURGERY COUNT? OR FIXING MY TEETH? I SUPPOSE AFTER CHILD BIRTH I WOULD GET MY STOMACH DONE IF IT LOOKED LIKE SHIT.

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?I DON'T KNOW, CAUSE I LIKE TALKING ABOUT MYSELF.

42. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PIZZA? HAM PINEAPPLE

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL? THAT WOULD REALLY PUT A DAMPER IN MY PLAN OF BECOMING AN ALCOHOLIC SEE HERE: http://angtron.blogspot.com/2006/08/if-i-were-to-become-alcoholic-this-is.html

44 WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? SERIOUSLY....I JUST MADE A LIST OF THINGS I WANT BUT I LEFT IT AT HOME....HERE IT GOES
A MINI FREEZER RETRO TO GO WITH MY RETRO KITCHEN, WINE KIT, NEW RUNNERS CAUSE MINE ARE SHOT, PHANOTM TICKETS, GREY ANATOMY SEASON 2, STELLA MCCARTNEY RUNNING CLOTHES ESPECIALLY THE RUNNING SINGLET IN GREY SEE HERE: http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/2884097 AND ACUTALLY ANYTHING BY STELLA WOULD BE FANTASTIC. WINE RACK FROM COSTCO, THE ALIEN TRILOGY, KAD MILLWORK TO MAKE ME A NICE CHEST, TV ANTENNA I LIKE EVERYTHING.

45. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT SUDDENLY STARTED RAINING BLOOD? I WOULD HAVE TO SAY "FINNALY THAT BLOOD RAIN DANCE WORKED"

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? MY MOM HAS THE SAME MIDDLE NAME EXCEPT SHE SPELT MINE DIFFERENT.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? I NEVER SEE THEM CAUSE I'M ALWAYS LOOKING DOWN SO I DON'T TRIP ON THINGS.

48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE? THE MIDDLE ONE...HA HA.

49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? I DON'T KNOW.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? NO

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?I DON'T EAT SANDWICHES.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? LOTS

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF? ALL THE EMBARASSING ONES I TRIED TO TAKE TO TRAMPS BUT EVEN THEY DIDN'T WANT THEM. BUT I WOULD HAVE TO SAY....OMC

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I HOPE SO.

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL? I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT BUT I'M SURE I HAVE. I'M NOT GOOD AT SECRETS...BUT I DON'T TELL THE IMPORTANT ONES OR PRIVAT THINGS...MOSTLY I JUST TELL PEOPLE ABOUT SURPRISES AND PRESENTS.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? OF COURSE THEY DO....LOOK AT ME....REALLY. KIDDING.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I LIKE TO THROW THINGS. ONCE WHEN THAT GIRL UP STAIRS WAS PLAYING MUSIC AT 4AM I HAD A THROWING TANTRUM...IT WAS AWESOME, I BROKE MY EAR PLUG CONTAINER, ALSO THREW MY PILLOW AND I LOVE SLAMMING DOORS TO MAKE HER SHUT UP. I THREW MY SHOE AT WORK A WHILE AGO WHEN I WAS FRUSTRATED. ONCE WHEN KIM FRANK CALLE DME A BOY AGAIN AND TRAVIS NEAL MADE FUN OF MY GLASSES IN ONE DAY I THREW MY GLASSES AGAINST A WALL AND BROKE THEM.....I STILL HAD TO WEAR THEM AND IF I RAN OR JOLTED THE STUPID LENSE WOULD POP OUT AND THEN I WOULD HAVE TO CHASE AFTER IT BOUNCING AROUND AND STICK IT BACK IN WHICH MADE ME LOOK EVEN DUMBER. THEN I GOT CONTACTS AND A COOL HAIR CUTE FROM VAN AT CRIMPERS AND BECAME HOT...AND THEN TRAVIS NEAL ASKED ME OUT...THEN MY DAD SAID, IT YOU DON'T BREAK UP WITH HIM I WILL FOR YOU....THEN HE HAD TO DROP ME OFF A BLOCK AWAY FROM MY HOUSE SO MY DAD DIDN'T SEE....BUT I DUMPED HIM SHORTLY AFTER THAT CAUSE HE WAS A LOSER.
58 WHAT IS YOUR SECOND HOME? my parents

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? I'M PRETTY GULLABLE.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? THE BARBIE CAMPER VAN.

61. WHAT CLASS IN SCHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS? SEX ED AND HOME ECONOMICS (I GOT KICKED OUT OF HOME EC. ALL THE TIME).

62. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? YES

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? NO

64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT? REFER TO QUESTION....10

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? I LIKE SHALLOW AND SELFISH.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? TOAD AND PING

67. Would you bungee jump? DONE IT....WOULD DO IT AGAIN...SO FUN

68. Do you untie your shoelaces when you take off your shoes? no

69. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE STRONG POINTS? NOT REALLY. ITS SAD BUT TRUE.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? BUBBLE GUM

71. What is your shoe size? 6.5

72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS? GREEN AND BROWN

73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE? NONE, I DONT' WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT THOUGH... ASK ME WHEN MY CHIN ISN'T NUMB...OH WAIT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? THE SWEET SOUND OF SAWS AND NELLY F.

77. LAST THING YOU ATE? BAGEL FROM TIMS

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? I LIKE NOSES

80. DO YOU LOVE THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS? SEE HERE: http://angtron.blogspot.com/2006/08/tipsinator.html

81. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I'M WIRED ON COFFEE AND LAUGHING CAUSE JONNY ROSS JUST DROVE OVER SOMEONE WHO WORKS IN THE BACK WITH THE FORK LIFT...NEVER A DULL DAY HERE AT RS.

82. FAVORITE DRINK?CEASARS, PINK GRAPFRUIT BREEZERS, PINOT, PORT, ANY WINE ACTUALLY, ICED TEA, COFFEE, APPLE JUICE

83. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?OH LOOK ABOVE

84. FAVOURITE SPORT? GYMNASTICS AND CHEERLEADING (I KNOW ITS NOT A SPORT HOW ABOUT ACTIVITY) AND UFC BABY!!!!!! THIS SATURDAY....52 INCH TV.....WINE, KAD MILLWORK THE KICK BOXING STUD AND SOME OF RS'S SELECT FEW THEN IF ALL GOES TO PLAN GO TO JAXX WITH TIPS AND DANCE ON SOME SPEAKERS....LOL....JUST KIDDING TIPS...YOU'RE REALLY COOL. PLEASE COME.

85. HAIR COLOR? Brown

86. EYE COLOR? PUKE HAZEL

87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES? CONTACTS AND GLASSES.

88. SIBLINGS? TWO BROTHERS AND ONE SISTER ALL OLDER

89. FAVORITE MONTH? I DON'T HAVE ONE

90. FAVORITE FOOD? POTATOES

91. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? FAILURE TO LAUNCH

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? I DONT' HAVE ONE

93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? I THINK SO....

94. SUMMER OR WINTER? SUMMER

95. HUGS OR KISSES? DO'T TOUCH ME....SEE QUESTION 10. UNLESS YOUR HOT.

96. Relationships or one night stands? ITS A TOSS UP. KIDDING. OK OK O.N.S.

97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? TIFFANY....BUT SHE ALREADY SENT IT TO ME...SO NO ONE.

98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? NO ONE MAYBE ANNIE....WANNA GO FOR A RUN WITH ME TONIGHT?

99. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? THE HISTORIAN...STILL CAN'T GET INTO IT SO I SWITCHED TO THE TESTAMENT.

100. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? AT HOME A PICTURE OF BEN...AT WORK NOTHING...I WOULD JUST SPILL COFFEE ON IT ANYWAYS.

101. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? BALDERDASH AND THAT OTHER ONE WITH THE PLAYDOUGH SCULTPING...CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME.

102. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? NOT MUCH CAUSE I BROKE MY ANTENNA WHEN I GOT MAD AT IT....BUT I WATCHED SOME CRIME SHOW AND ROCKSTAR SUPERNOVA

103. WHO WERE YOU WITH LAST NIGHT? ME UNTIL KAD SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME AT 11 WHEN HE DROPPED OF HIS JEEP CAUSE HE'S FIXING MY CAR AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD RAIN TODAY BIKING TO WORK BUT ONCE AGAIN THE WEATHER WAS WRONG. I DROVE THE JEEP ANYWAYS CAUSE ITS FUN.

104. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP? I GOTTA PEE AND I WISH MY STUPID CATS WERE DEAD CAUSE THEY WERE HYPER LAST NIGHT.

The End.

Now I tag mom and Trav. My mom won't know how to copy and paste and it will be funny cause she'll call me and say "how do I work this stupid thing".