Tuesday, August 7

When you gonna change your blog???

So what if it has taken me this long to change my blog....
Do you know how annoyed I am with this question?
Do you know how many people have asked me this?
...Have phoned me and asked me?
...Have even sent me snail mail on the topic???
Do I ask you annoying questions?
do I say,
"Hey.. when are you going to finally come see me?"
or
"When are you going to have another baby?"
"why can't you control your kids?"
"are you going to eat the rest of that?"
"Where are you going?"
"Why did you do that?"
"Don't you think you should lose some weight?"
"Are you really going to wear that?"
"Why do fools fall in love?"
"What is that green thing with the fuzz on it?"
"Did you say pearl one knit two?"
"Is she for real?"
no.
I haven't.
because I have respect.
**cue Aretha***
R-E-S-P-E-C-T

8 comments:

Smarmy Boss said...

You call that an update?

Anonymous said...

I think its a GREAT update!
ha ha ha
knit one pearl two?

thanks for the laugh!

Anonymous said...

When are you going to get married?

Becky said...

"Do I ask you annoying questions?
Do I say,
"Hey.. when are you going to finally come see me?"
or
"What are you doing?"
"When are you going to have another baby?"
"What are you doing?"
"Are you going to eat the rest of that?"
"What are you doing?"
"Where are you going?"
"What are you doing?"
"Are you really going to wear that?"
"What are you doing?"



Uhhh... Yeah. Actually you do.

Toad said...

ha ha.

i know...
i'm so funny.
i knew you would like the knit one pearl two. it's brilliant, almost too brilliant for me to write.

and becky, your mom's annoying.

Toad said...

lyle: i'm never gonna get married cause i don't know my place.

Anonymous said...

You just need to find a man who'll teach it to you.

Anonymous said...

since when does it take a man to learn your place.
yeesh.