Tuesday, September 12


Tonight I washed my face with my new proactiv set. I put my hair back with one of those stretch hair pull things just like Kelly and Jessica do on TV. I actually never use them I just let the soap and crap get into whatever is hanging in my face at that moment. But I figure if your gonna spend the money you better do it right and use the hair band thing. Then I toned with my cotton swab and inspected my pores closely in the mirror. Then poured the lotion and realized I used way to much and made a feeble attempt to try and suck the remaining lotion back into the bottle. It didn't work. So here I sit all excited. I cleared a location in my bathroom for all my proactiv product and now I sit back and wait for my transformation. I'm hoping tomorrow I wake up blonde.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I bet you wake up a great big singing star too. Too bad Canadian Idol is already over. Wait. Scratch that. There can't be anything bad about that show being done for another season.

Margaret said...

I agree. Too bad Big Brother is over, though. Ang, let me know if that stuff works. And if it works the way you are dreaming about ... let me know that too. I've always wanted to be blonde.

Melanie said...

So that's you in the bottom picture? Nice, that stuff is awesome, I'm getting some.

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Unknown said...

Proactiv. It's not just acne care, it makes you wake up in the morning looking like Jessica Simpson (let's just hope you keep your intelligence, though). AH! It's not acne care solution, it's Jessica Simpson clone solution!

Toad said...

UPDATE: I GOT TWO ZUTS THIS MORNING. NOT COOL.

AS FAR AS THE INTELLIGENCE THING....CRAM EVERY DUMB THING I SAY IN ONE OR TWO WEEK SPAN INTO A 20MIN TV SHOW AND SEE HOW STUPID THE WORLD THINKS I AM. PRETTY SURE IT WOULD BE THE SAME RESULT. I'M NOT SURE IF SHE'S DUMB OR HAD BEEN OVERSHELTERED BY HER LUNATIC PARENTS. I ACTUALLY LIKED THAT SHOW ONLY BECAUSE I LIKED HER.

Carol said...

Given time I am sure the product will work. Bummer you got 2 zits already.

Melanie said...

I'm a big fan of Jessica Simpson. I don't love the slutty clothes so much, but given that body I don't know if "you wouldn't find me naked in the frozen food section of your grocery store". I don't think she's all that stupid, and even if she is a little ditzy, there are a million worse character flaws. Like Nick being a total jerk to her all the time. I should stop blogging tonight, I feel the need to get my two cents in everywhere. Night!

Unknown said...

This is true, I'll admit. I guess sometimes the media puts spins on things. I guess sometimes I'm too ready to believe what the media says about people because I'm not big fans of them. I'll admit, I don't like Jessica Simpson, I don't like her music, I don't like the clothes she wears... I apologize for what I said.

Toad said...

lol. i'll admit that if i looked like that i would wear those clothes too. i don't care for her music much either. don't appologize.

Unknown said...

If only we could all look like Jessica Simpson. Won't deny her looks, that's for sure. :P