Tuesday, July 4

things that amaze me and other news

i have this thing lately that i am totally amazed at how much food i can cram into my body. so lately to get my point across i have started holding up my food to my stomach area to see how much there is in comparison to the size of my body. for example:
the baked spagetti at alberto's...that place on idylwyld that prides themselves on the world largest portions. actually sitting in my booth holding it up. it was so huge. and i ate it all. and my garlic toast.
the amount of food me and jo crammed in on sunday afternoon would have been fine if we had exerted even a little bit of energy but since or canoe trip down the river didn't happen we just layed there in her back yard and ate all afternoon. it was full out gross, hands down.
today i got a pita from the pita pit. holy smokes!!!!! they are huge. seriously i don't know how this is all going to fit in here but i'm going to try. what an accomplishment.

i'm trying to move. i found a nice place that's not on the west side but in a nice area. and i want it really bad. sometimes i just casually look in the paper for things that sound nice. so i went and looked and its amazing and for the same price....problem is that i never put in my notice to move. so i tried to put it in last night (2 days late) but my land lady wasn't home and she hasn't returned my calls which makes me paranoid that perhaps they are out of town and yadda yadda. regardless i'm going to go put 50 bucks deposit on this new place cause its well worth it. it has a tub!!!!! and new washer and dryer and a garage i can park in and laminate floor and wonderfull windows that actually have screens. its only one block from the river so i don't have to drive there anymore to go running. its only 5 blocks from kad millworks.

farts make me laugh. they will never stop making me laugh. when someone farts that you don't expect to ever fart infront of you and then says "you can't hold what's not in your hand" it makes me laugh uncontrolably. i will never grow out it this. its the best. my abbs are stiff today from laughing so hard. i think i actually injured myself. this also reminds me of my dad...which is very scary.

my sister is the best too for making me this new blog. i love it. its chakans foor shoore. maybey even peecawks. oh butt. hats off to you becky.

7 comments:

Becky said...

I got you chakins fur sure.

Becky said...

Chakins all over.

Becky said...

(Just watch where you step cause they're messy.)

Anonymous said...

CHAKANS, SHAT LOADS OF EM BUTT.

Margaret said...

I hope you get to move, Ang. It sounds like a nice place.

Melanie said...

Hillarious, not that I have any idea what you're talking about either. I hope you get the new place Angie, apartments can be really depressing. Your blog is very pretty. As for the food thing, I wont even list what I ate at the fourth of july bbq, and I can't run 19 kms. Peter is taking me camping and for a 12 mile hike up to some lakes or something, so that will be good. Baked spaghetti sounds really good right now, and it's 10:30 am.

Unknown said...

Good luck on trying to get a new place. I know what it's like living in a crappy place. Kyle's friend's basement. It was horrid.

I also will never grow out of laughing at farts or potty humor. Never. Ever.