The Mailman

I don't like our mailman. I think he's creepy. Not the only reason though. Everyday he delivers the mail and he drops it in front of me. I then proceed to hand it to Tips right in front of him. You would think that he would figure out to put the mail in front of Tips but he doesn't. Once he even commented about Tips getting the mail and not me but he still hasn't figured it out. Everyday he goes and uses the bathroom. I think he knows that it annoys me and I think he does it on purpose which makes me nuts. These types of things make me nuts and I focus on them. So today and from everyday forward I have decided to fill my desk counter up so full with papers that he has no other choice but to walk the extra two steps and set the mail down in front of Tips. So now my desk is full of papers and we will see what happens. Ha Ha Ha sucker! I'll show him!